I HATE WEDDINGS!!!

I know I'm in no position to say tis cuz I'm not married yet but I HATE WEDDINGS!!! there is company dat offer services called wedding planning. so, if u guys r about to host ur wedding, pls hire a planner. cuz a wedding wo a planner is DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN CRUEL on everybody...
unless u can get it done wo having to drain the energy & soul of everybody. & why do we have to have sooooooooo many events for our wedding???? ITS TIRING!!! how many times do we have to eat??? i dont understand. cant it b js 1 event & save the energy for other things dat we need to do????

I HATE WEDDINGS!!! I AM CRYING MY HEART OUT RIGHT NOW... I DONT WANT MANY EVENTS for my wedding. i will make sure of dat. whoever is marrying me, wud have 2 settle for ONLY & MERELY ONE EVENT!!! no compromy!!! if it exceeds more than 1 event, i wud b a runaway bride!!! hell yeah!!! i hate multiple events wedding -- to be precise!!! yikesssss!!! it's a torture!!!

here, let me list down d events for a traditional malay wedding:
1. risik
2. tunang
3. malam berinai
4. khatam quran/marhaban
5. nikah
6. makan2 belah perempuan
7. bertandang

WTF!!! banyaknya!!! weiii penat weiiii... can goooo crazy!!! 7 events!!! no wonder i dont feel ANY pressure of getting married cuz it's js a freaking crazy things to do at such a young age... i believe i am still young & i can live wo it still... i'm blessed with my current life... i wonder how wud it b if the time has come for me to tie the knot... HWAAAA IT WUD B DAMN SCARY!!! owh, the only comforting thing is -- i cud have legitimate baby with my loved one. (think positive... think positive)